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Birthday Gift
Filed Under (Uncategorized) by edwardsurfer on 18-05-2009
What do you want for your birthday? What do your really want for your 40th birthday present? What would be the perfect 30th gift? What would make you happy for your 18th birthday? mmmm tough questions. A bike? A car? A handbag? Some makeup? Perhaps a funny birthday gift that’ll raise a smile in the room from everyone as your loved one opens his or hers special gift….
Questions, questions, questions…..!
Let me tell you about a birthday present that anyone in your life would love. Yes, you guessed it, a flat screen TV. Ohhh, they’re marvelous; awesome quality, huge, surround sound and did I mention really good quality? They’re also bleddy expensive. I can’t afford one. So why not buy a porn mag from the year and month of birth of your loved one?????
Yes, the day you were born may well be buried deep, deep down in our minds, but your mum will remember the day you were born so very vividly. Whether the day you were born was the 1st of January or the 31st December (or any in between) we’ve got a grot mag from that date. So, forget a newspaper, buy a Fiesta or something similar from the day you were born!
There it is, a porn mag from the year you were born. Perfect for an 18th birthday present, 40th birthday present, 60th birthday present, 30th birthday present, 50th birthday present and all the weird insignificant birthdays in between. Just do it!
Regards,
Eddie “Vintage is best” Gent